Our beloved Patrick Gower is a national hero and with the closure of Newshub, here are 5 potential job roles that Uncle Paddy could take up.
- Prime Minister
With the state of government right now, we need someone who can bring us all together and Paddy is that man.
- Motivational Speaker
With the number of one-liners this man has, it would be a shame for them to go to waste. The role of motivational speaker was made for Mr Gower.
- Diplomat
Frankly, if we could choose one person to represent New Zealand as a whole in different environments why would we not choose Paddy?
- Food Critic
The amount of times my mates and I have seen this man out and about getting a cheeky kebab, I feel like he’d have real talent as a food critic, I mean the man is a journalist.
- Librarian
“This is the fuc**en Library”
