Berm-maggedon: Levin Resident Fuming After Council Stops Mowing Service
Horowhenua district residents are outraged over a council decision to stop berm mowing services as a way to reduce costs. The decision came into effect…
The Auckland Street You Get Ticketed On For Parking Less Than A Minute
If you live in Auckland you know parking, especially in the CBD is the biggest nightmare imaginable but if you thought it couldn’t get worse,…
“Huak Tuah College Of Rizzcraft And Sigmatry” Students Rename New Zealand Schools On Google Maps
Huak Tuah College of rizzcraft and sigmatry a real state-integrated school in Masterton. Schools across Aotearoa have had their names changed on Google maps, a…
Top 5 Ways To Spot An Aucklander
If you asked anyone who lives outside of Tamaki Makaurau to give sure-fire ways that someone is from Auckland they will have many answers in…
Archaeologists Find Evidence That Proves Pavlova Was Created In New Zealand
New archaeological evidence has revealed that the classic dessert pavlova was actually invented in Aotearoa. There has been a long-standing debate about who really invented…
The Mystery Of The Christchurch Mystery TeaBagger
It’s not everyday you are hit with a mystery as perplexing as this. A Christchurch resident who lives down a private driveway is mystified as…
The $200 Dollar Mayonnaise Heist Alleged Perpetrator Arrested
A woman has been caught after allegedly trying to steal $200 worth of mayonnaise at a Woolworths on the Weekend. The suspected mayo heist took…
Scooter Reunited With Owner A Decade After It Was Stolen
Police in Papakura have helped reunite a very grateful rider with his beloved scooter 10 years after it was originally stolen. Counties Manukau Response Manager…
Alleged Drug Dealer Found With 32 Phones, Says Tech Support Was His Side Hustle
When police arrested a 26-year-old man in Dunedin for allegedly growing cannabis, they were taken aback to discover not only a substantial amount of drugs…
Kiwi Farmer Introduces ‘Designer’ Sheep, Claims They Produce Gluten-Free Wool
A Kiwi farmer in the heart of Mackenzie country has moved away from his usual breeds of sheep of Romney and Merino and claims he…
The Disappointing And Disgusting Things A Small Town Tries To Recycle.
Marlburians have turned their council-issued wheelie bins into a collection of “recyclables”. Used nappies, vapes, hypodermic needles, and even a dildo have made their way…
Ban On liquor Sales After 9 pm Approved In Auckland
Big changes are coming soon to Auckland’s local alcohol policy, including stricter trading hours and a freeze on new liquor licenses in some areas. The…
Man Had To Go To A&E For Burns Because He Didn’t Blow On The Pie
A Christchurch man is in Hospital being treated for third-degree burns in his mouth after forgetting the classic Kiwi passage of “Always blow on the…
Phones In Schools Ban: Student Decides To Bring Rotary Phone To School In Protest Of The Ban
Since Prime Minister Christopher Luxon and the National Party assumed office earlier this year they put a policy in place to ban mobile phones in…
University of Auckland Security Guard Sacked For Taking Home Uni-Owned TV
A security guard at the University of Auckland has been dismissed after taking a University-owned 55-inch TV and putting it up in his flat. The…
Locals Use Bottles Of Beer To Put Out Pub Blaze
Seddonville volunteer firefighter Ian Mullholland was heading home from work in Westport at about 6:15 when he saw flames coming from the Seddonville hotel. “I…