$40 an Hour and No Takers, Even with Unemployment Up, Kiwis Still Say ‘Nah’

In the height of unemployment in New Zealand, you would be considered crazy to not take a job paying 40 an hour but this is…

Driver Who Was Clocked At 215 kph Says He Was Late For Soccer

An 18-Year-Old who was caught speeding at 215 kph told police he had a soccer game in 30 minutes and needed to get home to…

Ill-Fitting Ugg Boot Blamed For Dunedin Crash

A three-car crash has been blamed on a bad fitting Ugg boot, police say. Acting Senior Sergeant Simon Reay, of Dunedin, said police were called…

World’s Largest Skateboard Rolls into Mangawhai, Locals Wonder If Tony Hawk’s Moving In As Well

Paeroa is famous for having the largest L&P bottle, Ohakune has the big carrot and now Mangawhai is joining in on the action by having…

Berm-maggedon: Levin Resident Fuming After Council Stops Mowing Service

Horowhenua district residents are outraged over a council decision to stop berm mowing services as a way to reduce costs. The decision came into effect…

The Auckland Street You Get Ticketed On For Parking Less Than A Minute

If you live in Auckland you know parking, especially in the CBD is the biggest nightmare imaginable but if you thought it couldn’t get worse,…

“Huak Tuah College Of Rizzcraft And Sigmatry” Students Rename New Zealand Schools On Google Maps

Huak Tuah College of rizzcraft and sigmatry a real state-integrated school in Masterton. Schools across Aotearoa have had their names changed on Google maps, a…

Top 5 Ways To Spot An Aucklander

If you asked anyone who lives outside of Tamaki Makaurau to give sure-fire ways that someone is from Auckland they will have many answers in…

Archaeologists Find Evidence That Proves Pavlova Was Created In New Zealand

New archaeological evidence has revealed that the classic dessert pavlova was actually invented in Aotearoa. There has been a long-standing debate about who really invented…

The Mystery Of The Christchurch Mystery TeaBagger

It’s not everyday you are hit with a mystery as perplexing as this.  A Christchurch resident who lives down a private driveway is mystified as…

The $200 Dollar Mayonnaise Heist Alleged Perpetrator Arrested

A woman has been caught after allegedly trying to steal $200 worth of mayonnaise at a Woolworths on the Weekend. The suspected mayo heist took…

Scooter Reunited With Owner A Decade After It Was Stolen

Police in Papakura have helped reunite a very grateful rider with his beloved scooter 10 years after it was originally stolen. Counties Manukau Response Manager…

Alleged Drug Dealer Found With 32 Phones, Says Tech Support Was His Side Hustle

When police arrested a 26-year-old man in Dunedin for allegedly growing cannabis, they were taken aback to discover not only a substantial amount of drugs…

Kiwi Farmer Introduces ‘Designer’ Sheep, Claims They Produce Gluten-Free Wool

A Kiwi farmer in the heart of Mackenzie country has moved away from his usual breeds of sheep of Romney and Merino and claims he…

The Disappointing And Disgusting Things A Small Town Tries To Recycle.

Marlburians have turned their council-issued wheelie bins into a collection of “recyclables”.  Used nappies, vapes, hypodermic needles, and even a dildo have made their way…