Wellingtonian Attempting The Impossible – Folding A Fitted Sheet
They say it can’t be done, but a local lad from Wellington has tasked himself with the impossible, folding a fitted sheet. Not only is…
Man Caught Hiding in Wardrobe After Breaking In to Steal Undies
A man has been sentenced after he was caught hiding in another man’s wardrobe after breaking into his house on a mission to steal a…
Man Tried To “Catch Em All” But Got Caught Stealing $2200 Worth Of Pokemon Cards
A 35-year-old man in Taupo has been caught trying to steal highly sought-after and rare Pokemon cards in Taupo. A police spokesperson said officers were…
Tourist Wins $1200 Rental Refund Despite Crashing 5 Minutes Out of Depot
A tourist has somehow managed to get a refund on a rental car despite driving on the wrong side of the road and crashing it…
Man Jailed Again Six Days After Release
An Otago man freshly released from prison in Christchurch made it as far as the two-hour drive to Timaru before offending again and being sentenced…
Cheesecake Shop Ramraided For One Caramel Glaze Mudcake
A South Auckland cheesecake shop has been left reeling after a man rammed a car into the storefront and stole a caramel-glaze mudcake. The owner…
Kiwi City Changes Its Name To Bogan Town
As a part of embracing its inner bogan heritage, Upper Hutt will be changing its name to Bogan Town for the highly anticipated Bogan Day…
Otago Town Breaks World Record For Largest Assembly Of Hiluxes
The Hilux world record is now Aotearoa’s after more than 1400 Toyota Hiluxes descended upon a paddock just outside of Kingston, smashing a 15 year…
Police Bust “Gandalf” Leaving Hundreds Searching For A New Wizard Of Weed
Police have raided and destroyed all of the greenhouses belonging to renowned green fairy “Gandalf” leaving hundreds without black market medicinal cannabis. The 66-year-old weed…
Domino’s Barred From Otago Uni O-Week Event Over Links To Israel
Domino’s Pizza has been barred and disallowed a spot from Otago University’s “Tent City” event last week over links to Israel. This move has just…
Man Escapes Courthouse – Decides To Go For A Swim In Lake Taupo
A man was arrested in Taupo after escaping the district court and decided to swim through part of the lake to avoid police detection. According…
Man Takes Hotel To Court After Coke Flavour Wasn’t Available
A man has decided to take the James Cook Hotel to court after they “ruined his new years eve” after they told him they didn’t…
Popeyes Lower Hutt Forced To Call In Traffic Management As Queues Block Roads
Lower Hutt’s newest fast food restaurant is proving to be so popular with locals that they’ve had to call in the big dogs at traffic…
Mystery Sign Bandit Still On The Loose Altering Street Signs
Mystery and intrigue still surrounds the identity of the sign bandit who has been altering street signs and renaming them into inappropriate words for months.…
Fishermen Beat Shark With Broom While Reeling In 300KG Tuna
In probably the most Kiwi thing you’ve ever heard, a group of fishermen battled not only a massive tuna but also a ravenous shark. As…
Aotearoa Has Launched Its First Ever Kava Vending Machine
Four Shells Kava Lounge in the Auckland CBD has revealed a world first, A kava vending machine giving many other ways to enjoy this popular…
Thief Attempts To Rob Elite Cyclist, Gets Stopped By Other Cyclists One Minute Later
A man in Invercargill has been arrested after being involved in the quickest robbery and apprehension possible – one whole minute. A group of cyclists…
Christchurch-Based Collective Defends Racially-Tiered Ticket Prices
The Otautahi based outfit “Browntown” has come under fire recently after a bar threatened to cancel their music gig unless the promoters changed their “racist”…
10k Reward Offered After Bag Of Drugs Stolen From Helicopter
A 10k reward has been offered after critical medical drugs and supplies were stolen from an air ambulance in Otago. Helicopters Otago chief executive officer…