Govt Orders Health NZ To Use “Women” Instead Of “Pregnant People”
The Coalition has directed Health New Zealand to stop using the term “pregnant people” and instead use “women”. Associate Health Minister Casey Costello wrote to…
Government Proposes Getting Rid Of Full License Driving Test
The Government is proposing one of the most significant shakeups to the driving licensing system in more than ten years, which includes reducing two practical…
Wayne Brown Asks Why He Doesn’t Get A Limo After Facetime Driving Offense
Auckland Mayor or self-proclaimed “most important mayor in New Zealand” Wayne Brown has questioned why Cabinet ministers get limos and not him. This comes one…
Top 10 Most “Uniquely Kiwi” News Stories
When the rest of the world is going mad over finances and politics you can always trust New Zealand to be in its own little…
Billboards Attacking Green MPs Appear In Auckland And Wellington
Billboards attacking Green Party Co-Leader Chloe Swarbrick and MP Tamatha Paul have been displayed in Auckland and Wellington as a part of a campaign by…
Young Kiwi Accidentally Spends $6700 On Roblox Using Mum’s Credit Card
An 11-year-old boy has sent his mum into shock after it turned out he had spent thousands of dollars on the game Roblox resulting in…
90% Of Written Submissions Oppose the Treaty Principles Bill
The Parliament Justice Select Committee has just released its report on the Treaty Principle Bill and recommended it does not proceed further due to 90%…
Trump Announces Tariffs On New Zealand Goods
President Trump has imposed a new 10% tariff on all imported goods from New Zealand after making announcements today at the White House, which he…
Napier B&B Rejects All American Guests – Tells Them To Blame Trump And Musk
A Napier B&B is turning away American guests as a way to fight back against Trump Administration policies. Since February, Mario Schmidt who owns the…
Christchurch Boys’ High Headmaster Accused of Leaving Poo on Teacher’s Driveway
A former Christchurch Boys High School teacher has accused Headmaster Nic Hill of leaving “faeces” on her property “eight times” in “retaliation” for her raising…
Govt Launches Hotline to Report Excessive Road Cones
No this is not an April Fool’s gag, the Government are launching a new reporting hotline and assigning two ministers to tackle every Kiwi’s hatred…
Apple Maps Will Now Feature Maori Place Names, Iwi and Marae
If you’re an Apple user and an avid Apple maps fan you can now search Maori place names, iwi and marae as well as detailed…
Multiple Students Injured After Car Mounts Footpath Outside Auckland Uni
Multiple students have been injured after a car mounted the footpath before hitting trees and pedestrians outside of Auckland University. A witness said the car…
Ex-TVNZ Presenter Hit with $148k Fine Over “Misleading” Covid Videos
Former TVNZ presenter and doctor Samantha Bailey has had her medical registration binned and has been ordered to pay almost 150k after posting COVID-19 misinformation…
Man Strangled Partner After All Blacks Game Because He Wanted Uber Eats
A man who strangled his partner due to hunger and the inability to get UberEats after an All Blacks game has lost his bid to…
E-Scooter Rider Banned After Plowing Into Student Causing Injuries
E-scooter company Lime has identified and banned a rider from their platform after a young woman was left injured after a Scooter ploughed into her…
“Jesus Very Well Might Support ACT,” David Seymour Says
ACT Leader David Seymour says Jesus would’ve supported his party after suggesting that he would get his party’s nod of approval if he were to…
New Zealand’s Multi-Billion Dollar Health System Runs On One Excel Sheet
It has been reported that the body that manages New Zealand’s 16 billion-dollar health system uses just one singular Excel spreadsheet to manage its finances.…
NZ Air Force Deny Aviators Request To Grow Mullets
The Royal New Zealand Hair Force will no longer be a thing after commanders at the RNZAF denied aviators’ requests to grow out mullets. Personnel…