Due to the current sh*t storm, the world is in because of politics, war and climate change, New Zealand has declared itself the world’s chillest country.
In a country where a marmite shortage is considered armageddon, our breaking news for a week was a mystery person leaving sausage sizzles in letterboxes and jandals are considered appropriate footwear for most occasions.
As a nation, New Zealand has decided to give itself the “chillest country label”
Aotearoa could’ve accepted this label but due to their severe politeness they decided to hold off but now due to the state of the world they’ve decided to gladly accept it.
This decision came after a culmination of events, the UK election, various wars and the current US election.
The reaction to the news has been very chilled out and relaxed as imagined.
One Tauranga resident said “Oath we’re chill, the world is cooked at the moment and I’m about to go to my grandad’s 80th in my dress jandals”.
