Man Tried To “Catch Em All” But Got Caught Stealing $2200 Worth Of Pokemon Cards

A 35-year-old man in Taupo has been caught trying to steal highly sought-after and rare Pokemon cards in Taupo. A police spokesperson said officers were…

E-Scooter Rider Banned After Plowing Into Student Causing Injuries

E-scooter company Lime has identified and banned a rider from their platform after a young woman was left injured after a Scooter ploughed into her…

“Jesus Very Well Might Support ACT,” David Seymour Says

ACT Leader David Seymour says Jesus would’ve supported his party after suggesting that he would get his party’s nod of approval if he were to…

New Zealand’s Multi-Billion Dollar Health System Runs On One Excel Sheet

It has been reported that the body that manages New Zealand’s 16 billion-dollar health system uses just one singular Excel spreadsheet to manage its finances.…

Tourist Wins $1200 Rental Refund Despite Crashing 5 Minutes Out of Depot

A tourist has somehow managed to get a refund on a rental car despite driving on the wrong side of the road and crashing it…

NZ Air Force Deny Aviators Request To Grow Mullets

The Royal New Zealand Hair Force will no longer be a thing after commanders at the RNZAF denied aviators’ requests to grow out mullets. Personnel…

Huntly School Becomes The First To Suspend Revamped School Lunches

Kimihia Primary School In Huntly has become the first school to suspend the government’s new school lunch scheme due to “substandard quality of the meals”.…

ACT Slams Auckland Uni’s Compulsory Te Tiriti Course

The ACT Party is calling on Auckland University to bin its compulsory courses covering the Treaty of Waitangi, saying it is a “perversion of academic…

Ministry Of Education Removes Relationship And Sex Ed Guidelines

The Ministry of Education has removed the relationship and sexuality teaching guidelines, a move that Sexual Wellness New Zealand is concerned about and has been…

Jacinda Ardern Releases Children’s Book About Parenting While Prime Minister

Former Prime Minister Dame Jacinda Ardern is releasing a children’s book titled: Mum’s Busy Work retelling her time as being both a mother and a…

“Hardest Geezer” Begins Challenge To Run Length Of New Zealand

The “Hardest Geezer” whose real name is Russ Cook is back on track after completing his full-length journey of Africa he’s on our turf now…

Americans Lead Surge In Foreigners Wanting New Visas

Wealthy foreigners have been lining up in droves to take advantage of the new visa policy, with a 230% increase in inquiries, the majority of…

Man Jailed Again Six Days After Release

An Otago man freshly released from prison in Christchurch made it as far as the two-hour drive to Timaru before offending again and being sentenced…

Christopher Luxon Open To NZ First “Anti-Woke” Proposals

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has joined forces with New Zealand First and said he is open to adopting some of their “anti-woke” ideas. This comes…

Chris Hipkins Edges Christopher Luxon For Preferred Prime Minister In New Poll

According to the newest Tax Payers Union poll, Labour is just ahead of the National Party and the left bloc has enough voters to govern…