In a country where we have an official Wizard and had a Minister of the rings in parliament during the filming of the Lord of the rings trilogy, it’s bound for us to have some fairly out of pocket laws.
So here’s a list of the top 10 most bizarre New Zealand laws.
It’s Illegal to Fly with Balloons at Night
Firstly, Under the Civil Aviation Authority regulations, it’s illegal to fly a manned balloon at night without proper lights.
Makes sense though, if it’s illegal to drive with no headlights then this will be no different.
No Bribery for Teeth Removal
According to the Dental Act 1988, it’s illegal to bribe someone to have their teeth extracted. This law was intended to prevent unethical practices by dentists.
Um yeah okay that’s fair enough I suppose, I don’t know who’s been doing this though.
Don’t Bring Your Rooster to Town
In some rural areas, it’s illegal to bring a rooster into the city limits due to noise regulations designed to keep the peace in urban areas.
So fair have you heard how loud those things are.
Dying? Don’t Call an Ambulance
In Wellington, if you are seriously ill or dying, it’s illegal to call an ambulance yourself. This regulation is a holdover from the days when only doctors could summon medical assistance.
Surely this is still not in practice.
Keep Your Bowels in Check
Under local council regulations in some cities, it’s illegal to defecate in public places, with hefty fines for offenders caught in the act.
Obviously not a well enforced law, I’ve seen this happen so much down Auckland’s Queen street.
No Naming Pigs ‘Napoleon’
While originally a law in France, some folklore claims it was also considered in New Zealand to prevent disrespect towards historical figures.
Literally had a rabbit called Napoleon when I was a kid, surely thats a crime of some sort.
No Magic Allowed in Parliament
Performing magic tricks or any form of witchcraft is banned within the premises of New Zealand’s Parliament. This law was likely put in place to maintain decorum.
Well we had a Minister of the rings, that’s gotta be witchcraft to some degree.
Taxi Drivers Must Carry Hay
Taxi drivers in New Zealand must carry a bale of hay in their trunks by law. This bizarre rule dates back to when taxis were horse-drawn carriages.
Please no, I have hayfever.
No Roaming Sheep
In urban areas, it’s illegal to let your sheep roam freely on the streets. This law helps maintain public order and cleanliness.
If we’re still enforcing this, don’t go to rural towns.
Mind Your Manners on the Water
According to maritime law, it’s illegal to use offensive language on the water. This law aims to ensure a pleasant experience for everyone enjoying New Zealand’s waterways.
